Thursday, December 17, 2009

WEEK 5A - DUMB LAWS

A state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples.

Discrimination against women? I would never call a dude, Master I would probably rather puke than do that. Men are not my Master, so therefore I see absolutely no need to call them my master. I have authority over myself, and they are not my parents. So I think that that is absolutely stupid.

Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
I can hum when I would like to hum, if it is Thursday or Sunday I can do it. What are they going to do about it.

Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.
That’s retarded. If someone needs to spit they should be able to spit.

7 comments:

Aaron unsicker english 2 blog said...

why master and not anything else

Cayman Cherry's Blog said...

Well responding to your second one. I would say they might just take you to prison.



But probably not.

Cole Nelson said...

Ha Ha, that master law sounds pretty sweet

Lindsey ! said...

men are not my master, nicely said. i agree :)

austin said...

nice

Dalton Starkey Blog said...

i think it would be weird if a girl called me master

Paige (: said...

nicely said liss (: